Someday, there will be something desperately clever in this bio-box. Today is not that day.
Note! I'll be honest, I have no idea who created my moodtheme. Six or seven people who are awesome, but who will never actually realize I forgot to write down their names three years ago when I changed to a different moodtheme and deleted their credit here in place of that one. Literally nobody is even reading this right now. But it's not mine, and I'm not pretending it is, so please don't steal it and credit me.